4/27/2016 12:55:00 PM Paul Morris
I was on the air at HTZ-FM when my cell started to light-up and vibrate with missed-call notices and messages.
It’s my son Patrick and the first message tells me how he crashed the car into the garage door as he was trying to back-out. Using an electric door opener, the door jammed and Pat hit the door with our car.
Minutes later came a text message, “Dad I really need your help right now. My head is stuck between the garage and the door”
WTF?
I called him back. “HOW is your head stuck between the garage and the door???”
He went on explain how he got up on stool to fix a garage door pulley-wheel, the door shifted and trapped his head!!
“Are you okay?”
“Yeah, I’m just stuck & I’m just standing here but can’t get my head out. You’ve got to come home and help me out.”
“Yeah, Okay. Hey, I still don’t get how your head is stuck. Can you send me a picture?”
“Yeah, sure”
“HOLY S**T Are you sure you’re okay?!?!
“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just stuck and can’t move. I really need you to come home!”
“OK. I’ve got to get Jesse to cover the rest of my shift … I’ll be home ASAP” (I was home in 15 minutes)
When I got home, there he was! Pat’s body looked like it had been decapitated. It took some work but I got him free. The door is write-off but thank God he’s okay.
“Can I post these pictures? They’re embarrassing but hilarious! Are you okay with that?”
“Go for it!”
